Dear Laura,
Eem kant spik Inglish veri well. Hand is sad bekoz eem kant say some words. Me feel engri. Is there any way to learn Inglish fast? Eem hope you un... unde... underst... understand my problem.
- Little Norn
Dear Little Norn,
No wonder you're struggling to learn English! The Learning Computer appears to be infected with a nasty virus, one that's corrupting the vocabulary files. The Hand just needs to install some 'Anti-Virus Grendel' (AVG) software on it and you'll soon be speaking the lingo like a pro. I'd recommend calling out an Ettin to help with the installation though, as it might prove to be a little technical.
- Laura