Dear Laura,
Here's an interesting fact. The Hands were created by us and if I, the Shee leader, press one button, they will all disappear permanently. And you'd have to find food for yourself and the Hands would never be able to feed you a single peeled grape again. So please get us out of here, because I already never want to see cheese again! So will you?
- The Shee
Dear The Shee,
Here's another interesting fact. The real Shee would never claim to have created the Hands. They probably don't even know of their existence and are too kind, and intelligent, to ever resort to such silly threats. If you claim to be as powerful as you say you are, then using one of your magic buttons to escape should be no problem for you.
But you're probably just a Cheese Banshee, trying to escape from the cheesier dimension. We know your kind...
- Laura