Dear Laura,
     Ah, a Norn intelligent enough to be an Agony Aunt! At last! Now, we made it back to the Ark but... in a dimension in which it is filled up with cows and cheese! And it is connected to your cheese vendors! So, you, Laura, can be the one who brings the Shee back! But do you feel up to it? To get us back, you will need: A screwdriver agent and access to the Ettin community. First, ask an Ettin for a 'Teleport Ability Enhancer'. If they ask for something in return, and you can pay them it, then do just that. If not, then say you will, then when they lead you to it, swipe it and run! If they catch you, hire a Grendel and tell the Grendel where it is. When you have the 'Teleport Ability Enhancer', head to the cheese vendor nearest the Norn Terrarium. Take it apart. Then, put the T.A.E. in the section labelled 'Transfer' by tying it with the blue and red wires. Then put the vendor back together without the bit the cheese comes out of, which must be replaced with a two-meter version. Can you do this? Please place this on the advice column as we would be honoured if you did.
- The Shee