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Dear Laura,
I fell in love with a Norn named Toxic, and then he kissed another girl Norn! He broke my heart and I slapped him a lot. I've now met another nice Norn, who is half Grendel. Who should I choose? Please help.
- Sad Angry Norn

Dear Sad Angry Norn,
If Toxic is going to stray then he isn't worth your time. Your new Grenorn boyfriend might not be quite Mr. Right either, but who says a Norn can't have a little fun with a dashing hunk while she's still young?

I'm sure that the Norn Terrarium, under the watchful eye of the other Norns, would be the ideal setting for a first date. Maybe you could take a romantic ride in the lifts together. However, decline the invite if he wants to take you back to the Jungle Terrarium to "meet the family"!
- Laura