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Dear Laura,
I was heading back to the island, well, okay, being lead back by the Hand, who kept slapping me. I don't get it, I only hit its pet Norn once, after I'd found a huge problem. Due to lawsuits from the Equal Rights for Norns Society, the vendor for Norn-Bru has been taken! How do I get some more of this tasty stuff?
- Thirsty Grendel

Dear Thirsty Grendel,
I have been in negotiations with the E.R.F.N. over this matter, and they've told me to suggest that a good substitute for Norn-Bru is 'Piranha-Bru', and that you really ought to dive into the Piranha pond and sample some, for its fishy taste... On second thought... $:\$ I think you're safer trying an alternative that doesn?t involve you getting wet! You might find that the Meat Vendor is the ideal replacement to satisfy your carnivorous cravings. Why don't you ask your Hand to download it?
- Laura