Dear Laura,
I'm desperate for your help! You see, I've been feeling a little cross with the Hand lately, after it stole a pot of my honey and fed it to a Grendel, so I decided to take my revenge out on it. As soon as I landed a gigantic smack on the Hand, it landed on the ground with a loud thud, curled up into a ball and died! Who's gonna look after me and my fellow Norns now?
- Hand Killer
Dear Hand Killer,
It's good that you are getting the opportunity to realise how much you need the care and guidance of the Hand, but don't forget the Grendel may need a little care too. I'm sure your honey pot will be returned soon, but in the meantime, why not try a healthy, crunchy carrot from the garden, or a zesty lemon to tickle your tastebuds? Don't worry, you cannot hurt the Hand, it is probably giving you a little space to cool off, and has left you with a squeaky Hand toy for company, so you don't get lonely.
- Laura