Dear Laura,
Having party! Out of Hootch! What do!?
- Annoyed Norn
Dear Annoyed Norn,
Well, you make more of course! Hootch is an alcoholic beverage made from mashed and fermented Tantris berries, which grow in abundance deep in the wilderness' of Albia. To many creatures' surprise, the berries themselves are actually purple; their juices only turn green when distilled. Before the eruption, Tantris berries could be found deep in the perilous jungle. Post-eruption however, a Tantris tree grows in a cave near the waterfall. It takes roughly six months of fermentation, and an hour of distillation to produce Hootch. However, Tantris berries are naturally alcoholic; the fermentation and distillation is merely to enhance their potency, so if you're pressed for time, just serve raw Tantris berries and you'll be well on your way to being totally wallbonked. 
- Laura