Dear Laura,
Why does my Hand always spank me when I hit another creature? It is very annoying. Plus, I cannot escape to another game because, after it found me in 'Super Wrestling 2000: Whiplash', it password protected all the files containing other games! What I do, I need to hit something to release my anger, but I will be spanked if I do! So actually, I need to get out of here, but how!
- Confused Hardman Norn
Dear Confused Hardman Norn,
Being completely honest and upfront is one constructive way to deal with your inbred anger issues. Sit down with the Hand and just calmly explain that you?re struggling to handle your anger effectively, and that playing a violent game, like ?Super Wrestling 2000: Whiplash?, is an outlet that you?ve found to be helpful in controlling your emotions. I?m sure once the Hand?s aware of this, it?ll allow you to play those games freely. I think you just need to prove that you won?t beat up your fellow Norns for it to trust you. For example, dancing the Choo Choo dance, whilst expressing your anger, would be a good way to show your sincerity. You shouldn?t have to drown your sorrows in Calm Balm potions, and hey, anything else is better than using another Norn as a personal Punching Bag agent, right? 
- Laura