Dear Laura,
I'm an Apple Norn in a strange world. All my friends say 'beep' and 'boop', I think there's something wrong...
- Fearful Norn
Dear Fearful Norn,
You've obviously been imported into a Tamagotchi game by accident! Hang in there until the Hand recognises its mistake and exports you back to the Ark. Just steer clear from the food in the meantime, as it might reduce your superior brain power. 
- Laura