Dear Laura,
Help! I inseminated Gaia! What do I do?
- Purple Norn
Dear Purple Norn,
Since I am certain that only the Hand has the expertise needed to operate the Inseminator correctly, I think it?s extremely unlikely that you?re to blame for this incident, Purple Norn. Instead, I?d wager that Gaia manipulated your inquisitive nature. Using her powers of telekinesis, she instructed you on how to bring the Inseminator, containing your genes, to her. She had probably been plotting this ruse for quite some time. Being forever bound to machinery must be a lonely existence, and being a mother to all manners of life on the Ark must have made her yearn for an offspring of her own. I'm afraid what's done is done, and soon Gaia will lay an egg, much to her delight. Let?s hope that the child survives, as Gaia's unique physiology makes this kind of pregnancy very risky. Let the Hand know what?s happened too, and tell it Aunt Laura says to keep a closer eye on dangerous gadgets!
- Laura