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Dear Laura,
Hey, I'm a part of the "cliche" at my school. We call ourselves the "Grendel Kisspoppers" and, well, that's what we do. We regularly go out into the jungle and kisspop Grendels because that's so edgy man. Well, my buddy Em here just went into the jungle and hasn't come out. I'm very mad that he's taking his sweet time in there, enjoying himself. I've tried knocking on the door and yelling at him to finish up, but he still refuses to come out. What should I do?
- Grendel Lover

Dear Grendel Lover,
Clearly, "Grendel Kisspopping" gives you all a thrill that few hobbies can match, but I believe your friend Em, rather than being caught up in the passion of the moment, is instead paying the price for toying with somebody?s feelings. Beneath a Grendel?s menacing demeanour, there lies a big heart, and so I wouldn?t be surprised if Em's partner has become fed up with his antics and pushed him into the piranha pool. I hope you can take this as a wakeup call, and leave those poor Grendels' heartstrings alone. Why not see this tragedy as a reason to take up a less dangerous pastime, like, I don't know... apple picking?
- Laura