Dear Laura,
I'm experiencing a major dilemma! My Hand recently introduced me to the wonderful world of music. Not the lame tunes that the saxophone spurts out, but real music. But Albia has started to corrupt cause there isn't enough memory for my millions of songs. Fish have started to fly, Doozers are dropping dead with no warning, and the volcano is erupting! What should I do?
- Pop Rocker
Dear Pop Rocker,
Rather than you singlehandedly causing the end of your civilisation, it appears that your Hand has begun to uninstall ?Creatures 1? in favour for a newer world they call ?Creatures 2?! It?s been documented that, thousands of years ago, the original Albia?s surface was ripped away by a devastating volcanic eruption, with earthquakes tearing the land apart and exposing the secret laboratories of the Shee for the first time! Isn?t that exciting?! You?ll be able to check those out for yourself once your transmission into ?Creatures 2? Albia is complete. In the meantime, avoid being slapped in the face by a flying fish, take cover from being pelted with hot molten lava and just ride this apocalypse out. Soon you?ll be tasting your first Acorn Nut, enjoying the peaceful ambience of the waterfall, and befriending the Ettin and ?Pitz?, its companion. I?d also ask your Hand to get you an external flash drive; a much more convenient way to store all of your music... and perhaps some earphones? 
- Laura