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Dear Laura,
I am a Hardman Norn with a problem. Ever since a plague wiped out all the other Norns, the Hand has been obsessed with me. It keeps following me around, tickling me and trying to get me to eat treats when I am full. I am not by nature an affectionate creature, and I can't stand this. I have tried telling it to "retreat norn", saying I disliked it, even hitting it... but it won't stop. All I want to do is be left alone, and maybe hit a Grendel every once in a while. How do I get my peace and quiet?
- Smothered

Dear Smothered,
This is where I think a teleporter could come in handy! It's a prized pyramid-shaped agent that Banshee and their Grendel companions often carry. The blueprints are also in the Agent Injector. With this small, inconspicuous device, you can whisk yourself away before the Hand even has time to say goodbye, and in those moments while the Hand searches for you, you can have some peace and quiet. Alternatively, you could even hatch out another Norn in secret, to draw attention away from yourself. Muco isn?t terribly responsive to Norns, but a few whacks from a Hardman Norn should disturb its slumber.

- Laura