Dear Laura,
I have come to a realisation! I'm now addicted to your column! It's the best thing since that red and white ball! In fact, no. It's the best thing since cheese! But I fear it is becoming unhealthy and my mother is worried that the computer is dominating my life! She thinks I should get out more and play 'Slap the Norn'. What do you think?
- Addicted Norn
Dear Addicted Norn,
I think your mother is right; you don?t want to become even more pixelated, do you? Switch off the computer, brave the sunlight and venture out to mingle with the other Norns. Everynorn needs a hobby; compete in a wallbonking competition, trade toys, taste new and exotic cheeses, or even build a collection of different critters that you find during your amblings through Albia. Broaden your horizons, I?ll still be here when you get back. Besides, it?ll give me time for a Shee Tea break. 
- Laura