Dear Laura,
Lately, the Hand in my world has been trying to do this thing called an "IQ Test." Well, my Mom figured out that this meant "starve baby Norns" and she died saving my brothers and sisters from the IQ test. Now, I've taken up her cause, but no matter how many Norns I save, the Hand brings more! I'm intensely hungry for starch. How do I convince the Hand to stop this IQ madness?
- Father Hen
Dear Father Hen,
Well, I've had a devious peek at the 'Game Manual'... Apparently if you all eat plenty of food, avoid wet places like oceans and ponds, refrain from spending too much time wanting to "push button" in the lifts, and resist the temptation to kisspop or slap any Norns you meet, you should all pass this "IQ Test" with flying colours. The Hand will soon get bored, you just have to be sly and play it at its own game. ![[devil] [devil]](/images/smilies/devil.gif)
- Laura