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Dear Laura,
My wife, a Desert Ettin, says I shed my hair all over the place, and that I smell? She doesn't even want to be near me! What should I do?
- A Very Hairy Yettin

Dear A Very Hairy Yettin,
Whenever I start shedding my fur, I take it as a sure sign that it's time to rejuvenate my look! Maybe it's a makeover you need, in order to give your image, not to mention your relationship with your wife, a new lease of life. I suggest you take a shower (trust me on this one, it?ll be worth it!) and pamper your fur with some shampoo and conditioner, to make it soft and sweet-smelling, before giving it an invigorating blow dry to add volume. However, no makeover is complete without a new outfit, so next, why not shave off all that revitalized fur of yours, and have it tailored into a smart Tuxedo? Sometimes you need to be daring in the pursuit for love! I promise you, that combined with a nice gift-wrapped smell emitter, your wife will be all over you again, like Gosh-hawks around Grazers.

- Laura