Dear Laura,
OWWW! I was in the desert, when suddenly a scorpion stung me! It stings and hurts like crazy! What do I do? I feel weak...
- OWWWW!
Dear OWWWW!,
No worries, the desert itself contains everything you need to cure scorpion stings! First, find a fully-grown cactus with yellow spikes. Mix the sap of this cactus with some blades of desert grass, it should grow nearby. Then boil this concoction in the sun for about three hours. The resulting powder should be mixed with wet desert sand. You can find this sand at night at about three-feet deep. Leave it out in the cold for the rest of the night, then rub the mud on the wound. If you apply the cure within an hour of being stung, you'll be safe! P.S. ... Where do you keep your CD collection? 
- Laura