Dear Laura,
This may surprise you but I've got a phobia of HANDS! And I don't mean the ones on my arms but the floating one. I'm always running from them and can't eat or sleep for fear. I only tried to eat an egg (I like them fried) but the Hand slapped me for it! What do I do?
- Fearful
Dear Fearful,
Hands have a pesky code of 'ethics' which prevents the consumption of eggs... They call it 'cannibalism'. In order to live peacefully with the Hand, you will need to learn about and apply its code of 'ethics'... When it's looking that is.
Most Hands are fair if these ethics are adhered to. However, if it starts muttering about 'Wolflings', then you may find your fondest wish fulfilled - the Hand may leave you alone for the rest of your life.
- Laura