Dear Laura,
I pushed on the 'Reset Factory Settings' button on the Holistic Learning Machine, and now it's teaching everyone Bibble-speak! How do I re-program it?
- Curious Norn
Dear Curious Norn,
Just walk away and pretend nothing happened. Deny all knowledge, and eventually the Hand will come along and find, to its horror, that all its Norns are greeting it with some incomprehensible, prehistoric babble and fix it itself. It knows where the 'instruction manual' is kept.
After all, it certainly wouldn't be a laughing matter if it had to re-educate everyone by hand, now would it?
- Laura