Dear Laura,
Ever since I was a Hatchling I've wanted nothing more than to be a father to a little me! But my partner and I have been trying for two seasons! It seems that something is wrong! We are both healthy and our Hand takes great care of us! I'm worried that maybe its fate saying I shouldn't be with my partner! What should I do?
- Offspringless
Dear Offspringless,
Are you absolutely sure your partner is of the same species as you, and of the opposite sex? If your partner is of a different species to you or the same sex, no amount of kisspopping will result in the pitter-patter of tiny feet, so ask the Hand to install the Inseminator for you. With any luck, you?ll soon be asking the Hand for another favour; to go shopping for baby blankets and baby toys. 
- Laura