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Dear Laura,
All the other Norns are hiding in the Ettin Swamp just to get away from my smell and that place stinks! It's not my fault I don't like to take showers! It's the Hand's! It didn't take a shower for weeks and they didn't mind. Why can't I? Laura, help me so I can hang around with the others again. (P.S. I would prefer this help doesn't involve me taking a shower by the way).
- Does Not Smell

Dear Does Not Smell,
The Hand does not have sweat glands or fur like you do, nor does dirt stick to it. It is merely a clever automation, designed by the Shee, to provide Norns with their every daily wish. Hands do not need showers, Norns do.

Showers feel nice, and if you use them you?ll be less likely to get sick. However, if its pleasant and calming ambience is too boring, or too sissy for you, you might consider going for an invigorating swim in the ocean. After plunging off the end of the jetty you should re-emerge squeaky clean and sweet-smelling! Perhaps you could invite the other Norns along too and rebuild your bond with a "Who can make the biggest splash?" contest? Just make sure that you stay close to your pal the Porcupine Puffer Fish in case you get too tired.
- Laura