Dear Laura,
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
- The Borg
Dear The Borg,
I must warn you that most of the Shee's computer systems still run 'Windows XP' or 'Windows Vista'. It is therefore unadvisable, and downright dangerous, to attempt to assimilate their technology. If you destroy the 'Microsoft' offices and return in a decade, I'm sure we'll have a perfect Utopia for you to destroy and assimilate. Whilst you're waiting though, the Ask Laura Atomiser Cannon ? makes a great pretend-battle toy.
- Laura