Dear Laura,
My Norns have become obsessed with chasing Rexes! They are dying out like crazy, and the Rexes are overpopulating! At first I wanted to get rid of the Rexes, but I've decided that I should cultivate them. Any ideas of what I can do to make my little prehistoric pals happy?
- Rainbowcat
Dear Rainbowcat,
Firstly, give any remaining Norns something else to occupy them, out of harm?s way. Perhaps you could clear out the piranha pond and let them have a paddle? The primary way of keeping the Rexes happy, to my mind, would be to give them an abundance of Grendels to devour. Hobble a strider; its plaintive cry will entice more Grendels to emerge to be sacrificed to the Rexes, and leave a Wind-up Car somewhere conspicuous, so that your Grendels can try to make their escape. After all, making sure that the Rexes get enough exercise is equally important! You could also make it a little sporting too, just for kicks, by strategically placing a few Selective Force Fields around as obstacles. Any Grendels that survive the first night will become wise to the Rexes' ways, so make sure to provide the Rexes with fresh meat regularly. ![[evil] [evil]](/images/smilies/evil.gif)
- Laura