Dear Laura,
Glub! Glubglub bloop blub glub Grendels. Glub glob blublub sandwich blub. Underwater blub glublub glub. Blubblub, blub glub glurrb starfish bloop?
- Matty Mernorn
Dear Matty Mernorn,
Why yes, I think throwing starfish would indeed be an excellent way of fighting off the Grendels who are chasing you for your sandwich. They make good weapons when thrown like a Frisbee, being that they?re sharp and pointy. However, I strongly advise against eating sandwiches underwater. Regardless of your aquatic breathing abilities, you will choke.
- Laura