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Dear Laura,
Why can I read Norns' thoughts? Ever since I was a youngster I have been able to read other Norns' thoughts. Also I can send thoughts to them but they usually think I'm talking out loud to them. I would ask the Hand but he disappeared a little while ago. I'm really confused and need help!
- Moss the Treehugger Norn

Dear Moss the Treehugger Norn,
Don?t panic, for I see a great opportunity in amongst all your confusion. Get yourself a fancy-schmancy top hat, a bow tie, and a soap box and set up an attraction in the middle of the Meso to showcase your unique talent. You?ll have curious Norns pitter-pattering from all corners of the Ark, eager to be astounded by your rare gift, for a small entrance fee of one piece of cheese. Their mouths will be agape in wonder, as they watch you correctly guess that one Norn is thinking "push button". Their eyes will be rapt when you ask them to look into yours, while you implant the suggestion that they are Doozers into their tantalised minds. I see ship-wide tours, I see you becoming an instant hit. First the Meso and then, who knows... the Warp! I see the Hand being seriously impressed by you when it returns, not forgetting that you?ll make yourself a tidy fortune, all of which you?ll be able to EAT!

- Laura