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Dear Laura,
Aside from my Hand, Nicholas, I am a very lonely Flora Norn. I live in this isolated world called "Virmire", and my master will not let me be with another Norn. Do something, anything! Get a message through to his oversized cranium, or something.
- Adyson the Lonely

Dear Adyson the Lonely,
I suggest you use a bit of reverse psychology here and develop a nauseating infatuation on Nicholas. Go to the moon-drenched shores of the ocean and write your name and his together in the sand, in a big green love heart encircling you both. Offer to give him a hand massage. Don't take no for an answer. Turn to the monitor often and stare soulfully at him. Hint loudly that you are "intensely friendly". Demonstrate your urgency by stating this every five seconds. Go completely over the top and refuse to eat or sleep until your feelings are reciprocated (note: eat and sleep when his back is turned). Eventually he?ll cave in and find you a suitable companion, for the sake of his own sanity! [devil]

- Laura