Dear Laura,
I am a very friendly Grendel, but those annoying Ettins are always stealing my Quirky Cookie machines! I don't want to kill them, but they are very annoying, and I don't know the road to the Desert Terrarium, please help me!
- Cookie Grendel
Dear Cookie Grendel,
It's in the Ettins' blood to hoard machinery. As servants of the Shee that is their role, and they don't seem to have realised that their masters have left, or maybe they just can't override their instincts, poor fellas.
I think a good old fashioned tea party might be in order to restore good Ettin-Grendel relations, and cheer everybody up, for I firmly stick by the opinion that a cup of tea solves everything.
However, for it to be a successful social function, you?ll need to send out invitations first. Grab one of the Perpetual Teacups, and then proceed to treat it like a second shadow; eat with it, bathe with it, sleep with it. Sooner or later you will wake to find a little white paw, belonging to one of your guests, scrabbling at your arms. Follow the Ettin back to the Desert Terrarium, and let the supping of tea and noshing of cookies commence!
- Laura