Dear Laura,
Christmas is coming and I haven't got anything for my wife. She'll be terribly upset if I don't get her anything. Do you have any ideas what to get her? Thank you, Laura!
- A Norn
Dear A Norn,
♪ On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a carrot in a Justanut tree. One the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two Ettins snuggling and a carrot in a Justanut tree... ♪ You get the idea. I must say, you are one much organised Norn starting your Christmas shopping this early, been nagging you has she?
To really get into the spirit, you should surprise your wife with an assortment of little gifts for each of the twelve days leading up to Christmas; I promise you, she'll love this heartfelt gesture! And remember - "the best way to a Norn's heart is through her stomach". It's true, the genome files say so. I always appreciate a nice piece of cheese at Christmas, decorated with a festive red bow.
- Laura