Dear Laura,
     A Hunter Norn in my world stole my Quirky Cookie recipe and ingredients and made hundreds of Quirky Cookies, but my friends and I feel that he hasn't been sharing them around enough. In fact, he's been hanging out in the Grendel Jungle and only giving them to his friends which we think spoils the spirit of sharing, something he faithfully promised to do. You might think me stupid for trusting a Hunter Norn, but he promised so very sweetly. He and his friends are scoffing all the cookies and chewing so loudly I can hear them all the way across the Ark. I just know they're spraying crumbs all down their fur... or scales... it's disgusting!!! He taunts me by saying that if I dare, I should come and get some. Quite frankly, Miss Laura, I don't dare. I know that eventually more ingredients will grow, but I have a craving for cookies now! I'm going green with jealousy and I can't eat anything else or sleep. Please help us Miss Laura, it's making us feel intensely sad and nauseated. How can I stop caring about what this horrible Hunter Norn does, and take our just revenge?
- Turbulent Treehugger