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Dear Laura,
I have a problem. I don't like the idea of hitting Norns. I would much pefer to play with a nice toy. However when I try to get one the Hand comes and hits me. What should I do?
- Sad Grendel

Dear Sad Grendel,
You are a one-of-a-kind Grendel. The Hand, I am sad to say, is merely being protective of its beloved Norns and does not yet see your potential. Despite the general scarcity of native toys in the world, the Hand will persist in unfairly seeing you as 'stealing' the toys rather than simply borrowing them. Another form of play would be the traditional Grendelish pursuit of stealing Norn eggs, but seeing as you're making such great strides in Grendel-Norn relations by not hitting them, this would probably be a step backwards. Instead, I would suggest that you build your relationship with the Norns and form a committee; 'The Grendel and Norn Toy Wanters A Lotters' perhaps? Make some signs saying things like "More Toyz Plz!", "Toyz 4 All!" and hold a rally to get the Hand to see sense and import more toy agents into the world. Good luck!
- Laura