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Dear Laura,
No matter how hard I try, I can't stop swearing! My Hand thinks it's absolutely disgusting, and says she'll abandon me in the Warp if I don't. I have a feeling it's because she left the computer running and her brother taught me a load of naughty words!
- Antisocial Arnie

Dear Antisocial Arnie,
You?re in a bit of sticky situation here. None of this is your fault, but we need to get you speaking civilly again, for we certainly don?t want your Hand to abandon you in the Warp, do we? With this end in mind, perhaps try to surround yourself with right-speaking Norns, without speaking at first. Perhaps you could learn pretend oaths, like "Flib it" for other four-letter words as an inbetween measure. Eventually their polite ways will jog your memory and you'll be speaking proper again, just like what I do.
- Laura