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Dear Laura,
My Norn says all the time "angel learn CAOS". I was surprised and I rubbed my eyes. I have closed my game. Before I start my game again, I have a odd question: How do I teach my Norn CAOS? I'm afraid that she is going to be angry.
- PandaBear

Dear PandaBear,
Teaching Norns a powerful skill like CAOS would be an extremely dangerous move, the idea has disaster written all over it. The young and reckless Norns among us (not I, I am very mature and responsible) might be tempted to use their new 'magic spells' to create absolute pandemonium. Can you imagine it? The air would be filled with sniggers, from dark secluded corners of the Ark... The next thing we?d know would be those rebellious Norns teleporting themselves to forbidden places, where the Hand won?t allow them to venture. Not only that, the Grendels would be terrorized by the threat of extinction and cheese would rocket above our heads, knocking the Gosh-hawk unconscious in the process. Who knows, they might go completely crazy and cause the lifts to multiply and swing in the air like pendulums. So no, I?m not going to tell you how to teach Angel CAOS, for fear it might lead to the end of our civilization as we know it. She?ll have to be content with a new toy instead!
- Laura