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Dear Laura,
My Grendels are doing the CAN-CAN. My Norns are cowering. Even my Ettins, who love the Jungle Terrarium so much, don't come by often. What's worst of all though, they ONLY wear skirts!
- The Hand

Dear The Hand,
I think you should pity your Grendels. Have you considered the possibility that maybe they feel their mother has been absent from their life (I've never seen her either, have you?), and so they're longing to fulfill that gap by seeking out their feminine side? It's natural that the others can't understand their dilemma. Your Norns, in particular, can?t imagine the possibility of living without ever experiencing the loving kisspop of a partner. Technically, they also have a habit of cowering before Grendels anyway. Import some female Grendels into your world - the Grendels might give away their skirts to real ladies. If not, at least they can swap makeup and fashion tips.

- Laura