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Dear Laura,
Help me Laura! I drank too much Hooch at a party a few hours ago, and accidentally kisspopped my best friend, Sara's mate Crunchy! Now she slaps me on a regular basis, and I'm scared. She doesn't accept my apology. Please?
- Distraught Norn

Dear Distraught Norn,
I firmly believe that whatever you do when your drunk is what you?re too inhibited to do when you?re sober, which is why I never, ever, ever touch the stuff, it?s all far too dangerous! The fact that Crunchy was able to lose his inhibitions and consent to some mutual kisspopping with you, betraying Sara?s trust, could mean it?s quite possible that both he and Sara haven?t been happy in love for quite some time now. I?m willing to bet that Sara slapping you is partly down to these insecurities surrounding her relationship. I don?t know the extent of your feelings for Crunchy, or his feelings for you and Sara, but time is a great healer. Why don?t you keep a distance for a while and explore Albia to find yourself? You made a mistake, but you need to come to peace with it now. I hear that there?s a great view from the Purple Mountain peaks. Just stay away from the Hooch still!
- Laura