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Dear Laura,
Please help me, Laura dear. My son, Romeo, is becoming a ladies man! He has ten girlfriends already, and he's only one hour old! You may think it's good that he has so many girlfriends, but it isn't for me! I can't hear the Encyclopedia Nornica for the sound of one thousand kisspops, and when all of Romeo's girlfriends lay eggs, it will be me having to take care of them!
- Romeo's Mother

Dear Romeo's Mother,
The younger males being "too keen to kisspop!" is not uncommon these days, with boredom and like-minded females being rife. I think you need to accept that Romeo isn't so little anymore, and that he is beginning to experience the same 'friendly' urges that you did yourself when you were his age. Taking responsibility for one?s actions is a mark of maturity, and Romeo will need to have a mature attitude in order to care for his impending babies. I know it feels like he was a baby only five minutes ago, it does for every mother, but he has grown up and now needs to take responsibility. Maybe leaving the security of the Norn Home and starting his ritual Journey towards independence is the best thing for both of you, with his ten girlfriends and their baggage in tow (now that?s a crash course to adulthood right there!

) He?ll thank you for it same day. As a future precaution, might I suggest The Pill COB from the Geatville Pharmacy for those lovely ladies?
- Laura