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Dear Laura,
My Norns are forming a rebellion against me, just because I gave a dying Grendel some of their vitamin potion. They are now shouting "TRAITOR!" and throwing cheese, carrots and Hoppities at me. Please help me before they nuke the ship!
- C-Rex

Dear C-Rex,
If I were you I wouldn?t be writing to this column pleading for a way out. Instead I?d be on my knees, begging for my Norns? forgiveness and trying to make amends. You have destroyed the sacred trust that exists between a Hand and its Norns by saving that Grendel?s life, an arch nemesis. If I helped you out of your situation, it could lead to the end of the revolt against you and as I should really be siding with my fellow Norns, it would be a very silly thing for me to do. I think you need to seriously re-assess where your loyalties lie. You?re either with them, keeping the Grendels out of the Norn Terrarium, or you?re against them. How would you feel if were rushing to a Grendel?s aid and a Norn drowned in Stickletrout pond, all because you weren?t there to save it?
- Laura