Dear Laura,
You there! We are the green Hardman gang and we are going to invade the Norn Home, and torture any non-green Norns. Wanna join us?
- Hardman Green
Dear Hardman Green,
You seem to be under the assumption that because I am green, I will consider joining your 'forces'. I pity you for your misguidance. I am unsure what you could possibly turn to your aid in this petty vendetta. Carrot spears? Cheese grenades? Consider turning your efforts to more fruitful pursuits, like contemplating your navel fluff, for you are no match for my Atomizer Cannon?!
- Laura