Dear Laura,
I don't know what to do! I think gadgets are... Boring! I prefer to paint
pictures and eat Shee crackers with Shee cheese, they do go well. But there is one problem, the other Ettins pick on me. I cannot handle it any more! What do I do?
- Anti-Ettin
Dear Anti-Ettin,
Your name alone seems to be a pretty good sign that you would rather be a Norn, Anti-Ettin, and an artistic one at that! It would explain your behaviour and unhappiness a lot, and is probably the reason why the Ettins are giving you such a hard time. My advice is that you should seek out different surroundings as soon as possible; the Norn Terrarium would suit you better. You?ll find it easier to fit in amongst creatures who share your love of cheese eating, instead of scorning it. Plus I reckon the Norns will very quickly take a shine to you, as you have no interest in nicking their stuff, and you could easily brighten up the place with some decorative paintings. What about one of an Ettin eating a piece of cheese? 
- Laura