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Dear Laura,
As of lately, I have had the terrible urge to study agent tutorials and make doilies, decorative vases, and other cheesy 60's decor for my Norns. Why do I have such a need for these things, and could my Norns benefit from it?
- Light Bulb in Tennessee

Dear Light Bulb in Tennessee,
When I think of all the loud colours and patterns, clashing hideously with the modern, organic decor of the Norn Terrarium... My stomach can't help but churn.

Now don?t get me wrong. Non-conformity can sometimes be a good thing, but when your Norns start tripping up on their ridiculously long beaded necklaces, seriously injuring themselves, or suddenly think that skinny dipping with the "groovy" Rainbow Sharklings is a "far out" idea (after inhaling large amounts of "badplant" with SteerPike?s Bong, I might add), are you going to be willing to take the blame? Are you really willing to take on a brood that already cannot grasp the meaning of "haircut"? Think of the wellbeing of your Norns, and find a way to stop these unnatural urges. You definitely wouldn?t want them picking up any of those unwanted 60s vibes!
- Laura