Dear Laura,
Duhh, hi Laura! I'm Dumb Norn, a Norn from Creatures 2. I've gots a problum that needs solvin': some Norns call Dumb Norn dumb! Why is Dumb Norn dumb? Just because Dumb Norn likes Grendels, eats healthy foods all the time, sleeps when Dumb Norn needs to, and doesn't bonk into walls doesn't mean Dumb Norn dumb! What does Dumb Norn do, Laura!
- Dumb Norn
Dear Dumb Norn,
My friend, you underestimate yourself... A Creatures 2 Norn that understands what ?no eat badplant? means, ?rests self? when it needs to and hasn?t wasted its time with the frenzied wallbonking fad, (it?s overrated, seriously!) certainly has more than two brain cells to rub together, in comparison to its default counterparts. I don?t think One-Hour Stupidity Syndrome will be paying you a visit, that?s for sure. The other Norns know this and are just jealous of your good genes! Whilst they?re spending their adulthood revisiting and struggling with basic concepts, such as ?push? and ?get?, you?ll be free to find a mate and raise many little Nornlings!
What I would suggest though is some more time in front of the Learning Computers to help you learn to speak more... eloquently.
- Laura