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Dear Laura,
O Laura, will you meet me on some moonlit night by the bramboo canes so we can meet at last, my love? I am not but a young male Treehugger, like yourself, and I have simply fallen in love with your charming personality, to say the very least. Oh... and that FACE! How beautiful it is! Laura, you are simply divine, may you honor me with just one meeting? Au revoir, mon amour! Goodbye, my love!
- Votre Amoreaux

Dear Votre Amoreaux,
Haha, if I was given a piece of cheese for every male who said he?s fallen for me, I?d be rich in cheese! You may feel like you love me from reading my words, but what you see is not all I am. I?m not just the Agony Aunt who answers question after question, while trying to keep sane. Many Norns over the years have declared their love for me, but to do so is the same as declaring one?s love for the character played by an actress. She?s only a tiny part of the person playing the part, just like 'Ask Laura' is only a tiny part of me. So, while you believe you love my 'Ask Laura' personality, you don?t know me well enough to honestly say you love 'Me'; Laura the Treehugger Norn, Laura the individual. Anyone can say pretty words, but it takes an honest creature to mean them. So I?m sorry, all I can offer is friendship, nothing more.
- Laura