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Dear Laura,
Howdy, Laura! I'm a Norn in the ol' Ettin Desert and I've gotta question for ya: Can ya tell me how ta keep these silly Ettins offa ma property! All o' ma stuff has gone missin'! How can I stop those Ettins?
- Cowboy Creature

Dear Cowboy Creature,
I must remind you that, technically, you are in the Ettins' home. They probably view you as a squatter, and believe that your stuff is rightfully theirs. Still, since we?re playing Cowboys and Indians here, I believe a timely old fashioned Sludge Gun-slinging could be in order. Arrange a time with the Ettins, and sleep with your gun. They may be unable to control their kleptomania unless you keep it close. Wear your best spurs, but your second best clothing. No sense in getting your best grubby over Ettins.
- Laura