Dear Laura,
I'm extremely sorry for the behavior of my Norn, George. I don't know what's gotten into him. I caught him last night at his desk writing more letters to you. He'll get more than a slapping, I assure you. Any suggestions for torture?
- George's Owner
Dear George's Owner,
His behaviour was very indecent and he completely ignored my advice when I suggested that he should make better use of his spare time by getting a hobby. He merely persisted instead, much to my discomfort; splicing is too good for him. A more appropriate punishment would be to send him to me, I have the perfect remedial task for him... He can help me sort out and file the bad letters, starting with his own!
However, I want him tamed before I have to deal with him IN MY OFFICE, you understand. Maybe a lecture on 'approaching' unnecessarily, 'resting self' when needed, and dealing with others 'retreating norn' will help.
- Laura