Dear Laura,
*giggles* Hallo, Laura! Me is Dale the Demented!!! My beloved wife *cackle* died *giggles crazily* a few years ago and now I'm *goes cross-eyed*... CRAZY!!! *laughs insanely* Dale go jump off cliff edge now!!!
- Dale the Demented
Dear Dale the Demented,
Any second now, the Hands in White Gloves will be bringing you a lovely new jacket to keep you comfy. Why don't you decide on a choice of colour while you wait? The choices are: white, white and white.
- Laura