Dear Laura,
Mee and thu uthur Norns in thu Norn Mezo canot spel at oll! Thu Grendulls brok thu keebord so now nun of us can spel u thing! Wut doo eye doo, Loruh?
- Kewl Kreechur
Dear Kewl Kreechur,
Forget not being able to spell anything, I can?t read anything here! I don?t think that?s your problem at all; you can?t remember where you are (for the keyboard is actually in the Norn Terrarium's Learning Room, not the Norn Meso), you can?t spell or talk properly... which leads me to the definite conclusion that you?re all DRUNK. Have a long nap and write me in the morning, that?s if you?re even allowed on the computer in the morning. I imagine your Hand will want to punish all of you for this atrocious behaviour.
- Loruh -Oops! 
- Laura