Dear Laura,
I have a problem... I'm a Norn and I like to eat eggs! I don't want to engage in cannibalism or anything, but eggs are just oh, so delicious! What should I do?
- Egghead
Dear Egghead,
Switch to eating Ettin and Grendel eggs instead?
It?s worth looking into, the Ettin and Grendel mothers keep laying ?em so they won?t miss a few. I hope you?re good at impressions though! If you ever get caught stealing them, you?re going to need to a few ?urh arg?s? and ?flub bub?s? ready to roll off your tongue.
- Laura