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Dear Laura,
I'm a humble Treehugger Norn, but this nasty Hardman Norn won't leave me alone! She keeps staring at me with her hard gaze, chasing me around, and tries to get next to me... This is making me feel really uncomfortable. What should I do?
- Miguel

Dear Miguel,
Isn?t it obvious? This ?nasty? Hardman Norn is showing the telltale signs of being head over heels in love with you! What other reason could she have for trying to get next to you and chasing you around? She?s probably just yearning for some attention. I know from experience that when you have a crush on someone, getting noticed by them is more important than anything else. That said, she doesn?t sound suitable for you; anyone that scares you and makes you feel uncomfortable, well, sometimes it?s safer to go with your first instincts. Maybe you should try and make yourself undesirable. Perhaps if you stooped over, stopped bathing and took to saying "grah"... She may beat you up but you can?t win everything in life, and the standard of treatment in the Medical Bay is excellent.
- Laura