Dear Laura,
Me is an Ettn. Me likes to hoard gadgets too much! Me wants to stop hoarding gadgets, but me cannot stop thinking about them: them beeps, them buzzes, them whirrs... Me needs help, Laura!
- Me
Dear Me,
I know you do. Appeal to the Hand to start up a 'Gadgets Anonymous' group. It?s about time that Ettins, like yourself, received the help and support they need!
- Laura