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Dear Laura,
Help! My Norns are noweth believing that they be-est my yeomen or yeowomen in old scripts! Allst of my Treehugger Norn males have collected to a happy party of yeomen known as the Merry Men, led by my own Treehugger, Robin! Onest of my Bondi Norns has been mistaken for Sherlock Holmes! My Hardyeoman Norn is noweth reciting with great lust the spring of Hamlet's
poetry! Andeth talking of Hamlet, a young bonnie lass Civet Norn has run away as did Ophelia in Shakespeare's classic tale of Hamlet. I need thine help, Milady Laura!
- The Hand

Dear The Hand,
You?ve been exporting them onto floppy disc and playing with them on the computers at the library again, haven?t you? It's irresponsible to unleash them in public places when they are so very easily influenced! Confiscate their books and Shakespearian plays and encourage around-the-clock wallbonking; it?s a sure fire method of making them lose all of their literary knowledge.
- Laura