Dear Laura,
     Hello. I am a Hand who is a great fan of many 60s songs, but I have a problem. One of my Ettins has taken to playing all sorts of awful modern music, including *shudders* rap. He even tries to sing along, and his singing is quite terrible. I've tried to tell him to stop, or at least take his music somewhere where I can't hear, but he refuses! The other creatures are starting to complain, and I have the urge to take his boom box agent and throw it into space! (If he ever lets go of it). What should I do?
- Bee Gees Hand